![]() The past, present, and future walk into a bar….RELATED : 100+ Best Pick Up Lines That Never Get Old Best Bar Jokes ![]() This list is so good, even your sober friends will laugh at them. Jokes are made for pubs and taverns, so use our funnies to create your comedic moment. And just think about how many of your favorite sitcoms take place in bars (Hellooo! Cheers, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and How I Met Your Mother). Remember that the next time you see someone popping a bottle on TV. And if you think that’s silly, guess how many bubbles are in one bottle of champagne - 49 million! Their corks can pop out at more than 50 miles per hour, which is strong enough to crack glass. Did you know Abraham Lincoln had a liquor license and sold whiskey before becoming president? One of our founding fathers was basically a bartender! And to keep things historical, early colonialists made alcohol out of almost everything, like tomatoes, carrots, onions, squash, celery, beets, and even dandelions. Here are a few funny facts that’ll make good bar banter. You’ll be the toast of the night with these babies. Which is why we rounded up some of our favorite bar jokes and puns below. And what better joke to tell at a bar than a classic, “man walks into a bar” joke. Whether you’re out on a new date or hanging with friends, a great way to break the ice is with a good joke. It's one of my favorites, and I'll be thinking about it for a while to come.A night out at your favorite bar is always a fun idea until you’re hit with an awkward silence. ![]() When it's all said and done, I hope you had as good a time with VA-11 Hall-A as I did. You've done it! If you've followed this guide faithfully, you will now have all the achievements in VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action.īefore you go, you should play the extra 'Anna' chapters - click on the blue + on the main menu, and select ANNA, play through DEMO, which takes place before the start of the main game, and then you'll unlock START - new content that takes place after the game's events.Īfter that, you can put the game down, or you can go through New Game Plus - now that you don't have to restrict yourself to flawless service, you can experiment a little - serve your optional karmotrine drinks with as much of the stuff as you can pack, see who responds to different kinds of drinks or particular orders, and since your money and furniture carries over, you can finally buy that RAD SHIBA nanocamo for your walls. You'll get "Hit the jukebox", and since it's the last achievement, "Jill of all trades" will pop as well. There will be a third page of items to purchase, which includes all the music your Jukebox doesn't have yet - buy it all. Proceed through your first day at work, performing flawlessly for as much money as possible, and when you get back to your apartment, go to the store. ![]() Proceed through day 18 and day 19 (use Ctrl to fast forward text) and get the 'bad' ending for being evicted, earning the "Cozy hell" achievement.īegin New Game Plus by loading your Heart save data - as soon as you begin, you'll get "Welcome back!". When you get back to your apartment on day 18, purchase all the remaining Nanocamo (you don't need the $10,000 RAD SHIBA camo, don't worry), netting you "Living with style". Proceed to work, and when the jukebox comes up, fill it up with all the same song and get "I like it, okay?" You might be short some cash for the last couple of the priciest nanocamo, but don't worry - you'll get more money at work. Next, purchase as much of the Nanocamo as you can, starting with the cheapest first - apply both the wall and table leopard pattern nanocamo to get "Cyberfunk". Instead of continuing to work after buying the *Kira* Miki poster, purchase all of the remaining items availiable for sale at the shop - that will net you "So unnecessary". To get 6 of these achievements, return to the save I said to make at the start of Day 17, in your apartment. Finishing UpIf you've been following the guide faithfully so far, you should be missing the following 8 achievements (assuming you've powered through Model Warrior Julianne). ![]()
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